The Sunday Paper

E: Can you pass the Comics section?

Boone: I don't think so. You just eat the paper, not read it.

E: Oh come one...just this once.

Boone: Mmmm...nope.

E: Well, I never. I thought we were best friends.

Boone: We are. How 'bout I trade you the paper for a big wet one?

E: Deal.